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1st Chain: Voice Post

--never even seen one'nna these things 'fore...Ronnie, where are you when I need ya..oh, shit--a light's on..what the fuck does that mean...

Hello?

Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?

Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.

[there's a loud series of scrapes, a heavy duty chain being dragged across the pavement..]

I need HELP. Where the fuck am I--if I'm surrounded by yanks, I'm gon' fuckin' kill myself...ain't no place that's THIS big 'round where I'm from.

Fuckin' goddamn old man...I need a cigarette...[there's a frustrated sob, and another scrape of the chain] Goddamnit..hello...

Please...fucking---

Get this GODDAMNED CHAIN OFF'A ME!!!!!

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I just fucking got here, and someone's already leaving me presents?

Well, well, well...
Fuck off, y'faggot...
Harsh.

What's a nice little girl like you fucking around in a chain in the middle of a big city? Tsk tsk.
If I KNEW, y'think I'd be FUCKING around?!
What a fucking shame. This place is looking like fucking nirvana already.
I'm so goddamned HAPPY for you.
Feisty, huh?

That works.
Take your sorry dick somewhere else.
I think I can change that opinion for you.
JEEVES, MY MAN!
How have you gotten yourself into this situation?
I didn't get myself into SHIT!

Some crazy coon chained me to his goddamn furnace!
It sounds as though you are in chains then, doesn't it?

I'm going to have to come get you out of that unless you want to be that little bastard's dinner.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU STUPID SHI--
...what the fuck you talkin' about...
The man who has posted to you already and seems to think you are good enough to eat? He doesn't mean it figuratively.
...he..some kinda--cannibal or somethin'?

Where the fuck am I. Who are you people.
Or something.

You're in the City. My name is Walter Dornez.
Who chained you up? It sounds like you just got here.
Some crazy fucking coon.

Just got WHERE? Where the -fuck- am I?
Raccoon?

Sorry.. I remember how confused I was when I just got here. Uhm, this is the City. Here's a nice little guide about it.
...What the fuck--wh...what the FUCK is this shit?!
..yeah, I know it's weird. Sorry. Just try to take deep breaths and read the guide. It helps explain depending on how easily you believe this kind of stuff.
Weird?! This is fucking crazy!!

God..DAMMIT...
I guess in retrospect it is pretty crazy...

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