1st Chain: Voice Post
--never even seen one'nna these things 'fore...Ronnie, where are you when I need ya..oh, shit--a light's on..what the fuck does that mean...
Hello?
Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?
Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.
[there's a loud series of scrapes, a heavy duty chain being dragged across the pavement..]
I need HELP. Where the fuck am I--if I'm surrounded by yanks, I'm gon' fuckin' kill myself...ain't no place that's THIS big 'round where I'm from.
Fuckin' goddamn old man...I need a cigarette...[there's a frustrated sob, and another scrape of the chain] Goddamnit..hello...
Please...fucking---
Get this GODDAMNED CHAIN OFF'A ME!!!!!
Hello?
Goddamn computers and shit--hello? I ain't all smart about this crap, but where's that batshit crazy coon took me now?
Goddamn it, HELLO?!! There better be someone out there, Or I'm gon' go fuckin' crazy.
[there's a loud series of scrapes, a heavy duty chain being dragged across the pavement..]
I need HELP. Where the fuck am I--if I'm surrounded by yanks, I'm gon' fuckin' kill myself...ain't no place that's THIS big 'round where I'm from.
Fuckin' goddamn old man...I need a cigarette...[there's a frustrated sob, and another scrape of the chain] Goddamnit..hello...
Please...fucking---
Get this GODDAMNED CHAIN OFF'A ME!!!!!

Well, well, well...
What's a nice little girl like you fucking around in a chain in the middle of a big city? Tsk tsk.
That works.
Some crazy coon chained me to his goddamn furnace!
I'm going to have to come get you out of that unless you want to be that little bastard's dinner.
1/2
Where the fuck am I. Who are you people.
You're in the City. My name is Walter Dornez.
Just got WHERE? Where the -fuck- am I?
Sorry.. I remember how confused I was when I just got here. Uhm, this is the City. Here's a nice little guide about it.
depending on how easily you believe this kind of stuff.God..DAMMIT...